applevevo:

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

image

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dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

princessstarberry:

Sleeping bag sofa - the need is so mighty. 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL

dont-do-womens-just-raf-simons:

princessstarberry:

Sleeping bag sofa - the need is so mighty. 

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMETHING SO BEAUTIFUL

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memewhore:

margaery-martell:

p33p:

did you chop down this tree?

is that the lorax

DIABEETUS

memewhore:

margaery-martell:

p33p:

did you chop down this tree?

is that the lorax

DIABEETUS

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captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

captainslutdrop:

krazykitsune:

uncle-jessie:

facebook does not appreciate me

it’s okay we appreciate you here

does nobody else see the ‘facebook’ pun here???

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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

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obnessive:

hands down the sexiest nick has ever looked.

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spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

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boundforhappiness:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!
If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well. Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc. Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil. Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc. Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 
Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:
Do not touch it
Do not touch it
Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.
I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 
These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.
This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…


http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.aspI was skeptical that this was real, but now I’m pretty freaked out. This shit can cause 2nd and even 3rd degree burns. If you see a water bottle with even a little bit of liquid, DO NOT MOVE IT

boundforhappiness:

artbymoga:

sparklefairydust:

askthegrandhighboob:

fullofsinfullust:

zzazu:

trenzalord:

geometricdeathtrap:

pugsies:

PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD.

Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles
and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up intending to put it in the rubbish, but you’ll never make it!!!

If the bottle is picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in about 30 seconds or less it builds up enough gas which then explodes with enough force to remove some your extremities. The liquid that comes out is
boiling hot as well.

Don’t pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yards or in the gutter, etc.

Pay attention to this. A plastic bottle with a cap. A little Drano. A little water. A small piece of foil.
Disturb it by moving it; and BOOM!! No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.

Please ensure that everyone that may not have email access are also informed of this. 

Snopes confirms.

I’ve dealt with these before. If you find one:

  • Do not touch it
  • Do not touch it
  • Clear the area around it. It will explode on its own in time.
  • Once it explodes, do not make contact with the liquid inside. If needed, flush it away with large amounts of water.
  • Do not try to detonate it. You’ll probably be disfigured.

I’ve seen what these can do. The acidic liquid inside can strip the paint off a car.

when i visited vancouver these were everywhere. it’s not a fucking joke they’re actually scary

Just a reminder that there are awful shitty people out there doing awful shitty things to everyone else

there was a bunch of these at disneyland

i found one in my back yard, when i let my dogs out, i pulled them back inside, took my cousins bb shotgun and shot it from a safe distance (i was in my house and shot from the screen door. When it went off, my family and neighbors came running to see if everything was ok. I told them what happened and to watch out for them. 

These things are not a joke! When we went to check the damage there was a fucking hole in the ground. The dirt in my yard is like CLAY.

This shit is bad news

PLEASE DON’T BE AN ASSHAT. PLEASE DON’T LEAVE BOMBS IN PEOPLE’S YARDS.

hoLY FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!? JESUS CHRIST! Please followers keep this in mind and do not touch those things. Fuck. I can’t believe that something like that even exists…

http://www.snopes.com/crime/warnings/bottlebomb.asp

I was skeptical that this was real, but now I’m pretty freaked out. This shit can cause 2nd and even 3rd degree burns. If you see a water bottle with even a little bit of liquid, DO NOT MOVE IT

(via tarntino)

yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

(via irreplacexble)

myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

(via irreplacexble)

(via tarntino)

thatsmoderatelyraven:

this will always be one of my favorite pictures

image

(via mark-mclovin)

I trust as a representative of the criminal justice system of The United States of America, I shant be shot down in the street, by either you or your deputies, before I’ve had my day in court?

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